"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
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"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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"Am I talent or product?"
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"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."
"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."
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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."
"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
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"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."
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"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"
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"That'll be the day!"
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Blowing your nose musically.
"So you think you can cobble!"
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"You should at least learn an instrument."
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"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."
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"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"
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The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell
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"The role you're auditioning for is a struggling actress who's always boring people with how this one or that one got the part."
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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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