"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."
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"Would you care for some fresh-ground pepper and/or a clarinet solo?"
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"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
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"Am I talent or product?"
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"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."
"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."
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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."
"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."
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"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"
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"So you think you can cobble!"
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"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."
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"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
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"He really captures what it's like to be a choo-choo train."
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
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"If I were beached, could I do this?"
"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."
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"Preparing for another day nursing?"
Caribbean Airport Security
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"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
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"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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A runner slides into home base safely by tunneling under a baseman's legs; the umpire rules that the runner is safe
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