"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."
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"I did all my own stunts."
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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
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"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."
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"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
"So—who are you angry at currently?"
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Discussed on Car Talk
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"First time, long time."
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"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
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"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."
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"I like my late-night humor unfunny."
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"The reason it's going to keep ﬂashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."
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JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY
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Who Wants To Be Regis?
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"That does it! I'm voting for Howard Stern."
"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."
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"They're just late-night talk shows, honey. It's not a real war."
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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
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