"Whom should I say is calling?"
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"Garbage in, garbage out!"
"Congratulations! Now you get to eat bugs!"
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"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."
"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."
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"It's getting late, sweetheart. We should probably think about heading back to the Arctic Circle."
"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."
"That's what's the matter with kids today!"
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". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."
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"Hey, nice body! Not you, the car! ... That's what she said! ... Oh, yeah? Ask me about your wife!"
"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"
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"He does have a dark side but it's mostly his back and thighs."
"I think what Polly really want is approval."
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"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."
"I quack, therefore I am."
"Polly wants to blog about crackers."
"I understand they're not as likely to talk if you have two of them together."
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"May I speak freely?"
(Flamingo Guitar) (Now, remember, I'm a bird!)
"I caught a huge updraft in the nineties but I've had to flap like hell ever since."
"Take the deductions but have good underlying documentation."
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"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."
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"I think I went by your place…. A twiggy, grass lined cup in a bush, with four to six heavily spotted eggs?"