"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, cat craze, craze, crazes, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, capitalise, capitalize, consumerism, wondering, thinking, taking advantage, modern life"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, mice, rat, rats, fun, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, slide, slides, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, saxophone, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, angry, upset, audacity, rude, word play, wordplay, when the cat's away"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat food, food, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, reviewer, reviewers, money, job, jobs, profession, professions, fame, famous"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, plan, plans, planning, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, free time, making plans"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, people, human, humans, string, cat toy, cat toys, prefer, preference, preferences"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat door, cat doors, cat flap, cat flaps, coming home, returning home, mouse, mice, convention, conventions, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, believe, belief, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, lie, lies, liar, liars, betrayal"Miranda is in a lot of pain over the attitude of her cat."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, attitude, pain, suffering, mental health, sad, sadness, unhappy, crying, depression"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering"If I take too many naps during the day, I find it difficult to sleep well at night."
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cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, feline, felines, cat lover, cat lovers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, sleep, sleepy, sleeping, nap, naps, cat nap, cat naps, lazy, insomnia, tired, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking cat, talking cats"Is oversleeping a real thing?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, sleeping, cat nap, cat naps, nap, naps, napping, oversleeping, nonexistent, fake, fictional, imaginary, real, reality"Don't mention hair loss."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hair loss, balding, alopecia, sensitive, self-conscious, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, cover-up, cover up, hiding, embarrassed, embarrassing, old, age, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, jet lag, jetlag, travelling with pets, traveling with pets"Don't make me send in the bad cat."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, interview, interviews, interrogation, interrogations, good cop, bad cop, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, good cat, bad cat"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, pillow, pillows, throw pillow, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, job, jobs, unemployment, replaced, work, couch, couches, sofa, sofas"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"
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interview, interviews, guest, guests, special guests, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, host, hosts, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, late night, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, feline, felines, talking cat, talking cats, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, author, authors, writer, writers, writing, literature, literary, literacy, read, reading, reader, readers"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat nap, cat naps, nap, naps, napping, sleeping, decision, decisions, deciding"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."
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talking cat, talking cats, dog food, food, foods, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, tastes like chicken, tasted like chicken"No, I do not want to borrow it when you're finished!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, book, books, literature, literacy, literate, borrow, lend, reading, reader, readers, first lady, white house, barbara bush, bush, george h. w. bush, politics, government, governments, president, presidents, presidential, first dog, first pets, children's book, children's books, children's literature"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, agreeing, agreement, agreements, intellectual, emotional, cats vs. dogs, dogs vs. cats, rival, rivals, rivalry, enemy, enemies"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, religion, religious, god, gods, reincarnation, death, previous life, previous lives, came back, returned, worship, bastet"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dog, dogs, earthquake, earthquakes, natural disaster, natural disasters, cat nap, cat naps, sleeping, sleep, nap, naps, napping, pretending, pretend, uncaring, indifferent"Oh, yeah? When's the last time you dragged anything in?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, personification, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, drag, dragged, look what the cat dragged in, expression, expressions, phrase, phrases, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplay"Your wife feels that your cat needs to hear an authoritative male voice."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, authority, authoritative, man, men, male, males, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, request, requests, misbehaving, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, fur baby, fur babies, child, children, kids, kid