Talking Cat Cartoons

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"I'm not even away! The audacity!"

"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."

"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"

"Miranda is in a lot of pain over the attitude of her cat."

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

"If I take too many naps during the day, I find it difficult to sleep well at night."

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

"Don't mention hair loss."

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

"I know a lot of people will say, 'Oh, no—not another book about cats.'"

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"No, I do not want to borrow it when you're finished!"

"Intellectually, I couldn't agree more."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

"Oh, yeah? When's the last time you dragged anything in?"

"We grind our own catnip."

"Your wife feels that your cat needs to hear an authoritative male voice."