'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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dog, dogs, puppy, pup, puppies, animal, animals, polite, politeness, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, jealous, jealousy, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, affair, affairs, extramarital, infidelity, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adult, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, ball, fetching, playing fetch, fetch, meeting, meetings, thinking, overthinking, roundtable, discussion, discussions, discussing, business, office, offices, office life, psychology, situation, situations"Here comes God. See you later."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, god, gods, master, masters, obedience"So call the smoke police."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, dog eat dog, dog-eat-dog, animal law, dog law, new jersey, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, permissible, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay"I don't feel like howling. I feel like bowling."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, roll over, play dead, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dead, death, dying, pet owner, pet owners, new trick, heart attack, talking pet, talking pets, talking dog, talking dogs"You jest."
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