Talking Dog Cartoons

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."

"I only sniffed his ass to be polite."

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"

"Here comes God. See you later."

"So call the smoke police."

"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."

"I don't feel like howling. I feel like bowling."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

"Now that you mention it, I've never seen him roll over and play dead before, either."

"You jest."

"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

"I'm certain it wasn't intellectual curiosity that killed the cat."

"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"This is a stickup."

"May I keep my collar on?"

"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."