"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, cat craze, craze, crazes, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, capitalise, capitalize, consumerism, wondering, thinking, taking advantage, modern life"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouse, mice, rat, rats, fun, play, playing, playground, playgrounds, slide, slides, swing, swings, swing set, swing sets, saxophone, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, angry, upset, audacity, rude, word play, wordplay, when the cat's away"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, man's best friend, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, talking pet, talking pets, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, dog owner, dog owners, mid life crisis, rough patch, tough times, hard times, despair, depressed, depression, anxiety, rubbing it in, rub some dirt in it, rub it in, make it worse, giving up, failed marriage, failed marriages, divorce, divorced, lonely"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
"Have your people get in touch with my people."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, talking pets, talking dogs, pet conversations, assistant, assistants, your people, my people, call, phone, telephone, get in touch"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, good boy, good dog, sad, sadness, depressed, depression, mental health, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, praise, praising, attention, attention-seeking, needy, clingy, anxious, anxiety"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification"It's nice, but is there room to swing a cat?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, doghouse, dog houses, dog house, doghouses, property, properties, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, small, tiny, cat, cats, no room to swing a cat, expression, expressions"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, ball, fetching, playing fetch, fetch, meeting, meetings, thinking, overthinking, roundtable, discussion, discussions, discussing, business, office, offices, office life, psychology, situation, situations"Here comes God. See you later."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, god, gods, master, masters, obedience"So call the smoke police."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, nicotine, tobacco, unhealthy, health, bad habit, bad habits, police, law, laws, smoking laws, bad dog, bad dogs"Good arm."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, dog eat dog, dog-eat-dog, animal law, dog law, new jersey, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, permissible, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay"I don't feel like howling. I feel like bowling."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owner, howl, howling, full moon, full moons, urge, urges, natural instinct, natural instincts, sport, sports, bowling, bowler, bowlers, hobby, hobbies, leisure, entertainment"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat food, food, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, reviewer, reviewers, money, job, jobs, profession, professions, fame, famous"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, frisbee, game, games, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, catching, catch, catcher, catchers"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walkies, dog walking, leash, leashes, mistresses, love, resent, resentment, dislike, hate"Now that you mention it, I've never seen him roll over and play dead before, either."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, roll over, play dead, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dead, death, dying, pet owner, pet owners, new trick, heart attack, talking pet, talking pets, talking dog, talking dogs"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, plan, plans, planning, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, free time, making plans"You jest."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, joke, jokes, joking, jest, jests, jesting, rejection, rejections, rejecting, refusing, refusal, refusals, haughty, stuck up, stuck-up, conceited, snobby, snobbish, arrogant"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, people, human, humans, string, cat toy, cat toys, prefer, preference, preferences"Fetching faster than a speeding bullet is still fetching."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, fast, faster, faster than a speeding bullet, superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, flying, floating, bullet, bullets"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
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