"I can read you your rights, or you can listen to your rights on tape."
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"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."
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Robert P. (All Three Formats)
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line
Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!
"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?
Tags:new year, new years, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, new years party, new years parties, books, book, reading, read, reads, tele, tv, t.v., television, book snob, snob, audio books, audio book, tape, tapes, old technolology, redundant technology, pretending to read, pretentious, pretentious resolutions, high-bow, low-brow, high brow, low brow, middle-class resolutions, happy new year, silly resolutions, pointless resolutions
"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, deposition, depositions, testimony, videotape, videotapes, tape, tapes, rewind, considerate, kind, viewing, vcr, vcrs, film, films, movie, movies, technology, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, the 80's, the eighties, the 90s, the nineties
Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, retail, damage, damaged, damages, tape, tapes, audio tape, audio tapes, cassette tape, cassette tapes, audiobook, audiobooks, tape, tapes, books on tape, shopping, technology, rewind, rewinding, sale, sales, cheap, deal, deals, 90s, the nineties, 80s, the eighties, modern life
"Reviewing the tape after work relaxes me."
Tags:security tape, security tapes, security, security feed, security feeds, review, reviews, reviewing, spy, spies, spying, security feed, security feeds, security camera, security cameras, cubicle, cubicles, worker, workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, tape, tapes, all seeing eye, all-seeing eyes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, after-work, de-stress, destress, de-stressing, worry, worries, worrying
"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
Tags:broadcast, broadcasts, broadcaster, broadcasters, chutzpah, blame, blames, blaming, live, live broadcast, live broadcasts, tape, tapes, tape delay, tape delayed, recording, recordings, recorded message, recorded messages, denial, denials, denying, reality, newscast, newscasts, newscasting, newscaster, newscasters, audacity, arrogant, arrogance, deflect, deflecting, deflection, deflections
"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."
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"I'm afraid you'll never know if this was for the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir."
Tags:traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, violation, violations, music, tape, tapes, cd, cds, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, taste, musical taste, singer, singers
"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"