"When did the industry target you for smoking?"
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"I'm sure they're not targeting you personally."
"Another miss, sir."
A Hole in the Dike
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"I don't mean to be a pest but you're part of my target demographic."
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"While I am targeting a certain clientele I also realize I'm a beggar and I can't be a chooser."
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Not the target demographic
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"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"
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"OK, now—this time for real!"
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Mr. Zip in Trouble
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"Love me some Earth!"
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How the Post Office works
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The Dick Cheney Hunting Club
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
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"You got a letter from MTV. They've been looking at the demographics, and they'd like you to come in for an audition."