"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."
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A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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The Subtext of All Tattoos
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"Does your waitress have any identifying marks or tattoos?"
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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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"Well, it's a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people."
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"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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"I was just a kid when I got this one."
Born to raise interest rates.
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"Darling, I realize Cher has tattoos. The answer is still no.
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"O.K., Larry, out with it-who's Mom?"
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"Anything that suggests corporate banking."
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"Those are prison tattoos."
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"I can't believe his elaborate tattoo came without him."
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"...but perhaps I'm boring you."
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"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."
"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."
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"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"
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"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."
"And this tattoo is an old English proverb."
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"I wanted something I could still appreciate at fifty."
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"You can get a tattoo over my dead body!"
"I ran out of room."
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