"Don't make me come down there."
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"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."
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The Cruelty of School Supplies.
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"We invented your hair."
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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
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"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."
"O.K. guys, let's have a good clean fight. No racial epithets, ethnic slurs, or disparaging remarks about place of national origin. No derogation of religious persuasion, political affiliation, or sexual orientation. In case of a knockdown go immediately to a neutral corner and refrain from any taunts, jeers, or gibes about pugilistic ability."
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"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
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Screw You Buddy
"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."
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