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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."
"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From 1040 Schedule 'A' Line 15 Gifts by cash or check.."
"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"
"It's a dependent!"