"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
Irish Step Accounting
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
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"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"
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Me Doing My Taxes
How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
The Latest Reason Given For Why We Can't See The President's Tax Returns
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)
"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."
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Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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