"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
Irish Step Accounting
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"He's at that awkward age - not completely out of the house but no longer a tax deduction."
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"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"
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Me Doing My Taxes
How Donald Trump Lost One Billion Dollars, The Simple Explanation:
The Latest Reason Given For Why We Can't See The President's Tax Returns
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)
"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."
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Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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"Your tax return...."