"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
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"This year, tax reform has radically changed the federal tables and methods for calculating witholding taxes."
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"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.
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"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."
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"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."
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"It's our credulity tax—we owe seventy-two hundred dollars."
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The Red-Light Accounting District
Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)
The Forever Stamp
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A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."
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Moses holds a 1040 form.
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"We at the Internal Revenue Service are cognizant that the individual citizen, in many cases, pays more tax than some of the larger corporations...nonetheless we also feel that we have a good thing going."
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