"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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Tipping the I.R.S.
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Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.
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For Timely Filing
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"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"To representation without taxation!"
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"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."
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"And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed."
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New I.R.S. Guidelines
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"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"
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"I'm from the IRS. I'm afraid we've misused all your tax money. Could we have some more?"
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Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.
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"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."
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"Tax the rich certainly, but leave the super-rich alone."
"Many of your constituents feel that a tax increase isn't appropriate to their lifestyle."
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