"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."
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"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
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Irish Step Accounting
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"I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in."
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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
Your Pizza Dollar
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"Perkins here, representing taxes."
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"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"
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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."
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A man flees the IRS to Shelter Island.
"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
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"I don't suppose you remembered the tax-deduction forms that I asked you to bring last year, did you?"
"And if she doesn't file?"
"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."
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Death, Taxes & My Urologist, Dr. Aaron Katz
"I was hoping taxes would go first."
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"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
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"Hi. This is Ed, over at the I.R.S., just checking to see how you're feeling after your audit."
"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
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"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
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"Congressman, you need a junket."
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"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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