"A group of taxpayers are here to give you your bonus, sir."
"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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"This bank is your bank, this bank is my bank..."
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"I guess the government spends most of our tax money on defense and the rest is just 'crazy money'."
"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"
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"Let's face it, the taxpayer dollar doesn't go as far as it once did."
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"I, for one, enjoy paying my taxes."
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"Is this your first audit?"
"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program."
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Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.
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If Taxation Were Just Like Theft