"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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The Berlitz Guide to Parent-Teacher Conferences
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"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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"Are we there yet?"
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"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.
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"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."
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"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."
"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."
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Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"
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"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"
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"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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