"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
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"Shows you how much I know."
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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."
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Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version
"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"
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Graph of 'Paint' against 'Time'.
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"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
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The Ultimate Beginner's Board
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"It's not you-it's me."
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"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"
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"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
How to Draw Trump
"By George, do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach you how to play golf!"
Back To School
"Okay, who can tell me what he did wrong?"
"I'm training him to jump through it."
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"I would solve this story problem by developing the characters, heightening the conflict, and concluding with a satisfactory resolution."
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