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Teaches Cartoons
Teaches cartoon 1 of 45
"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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accounting, accountant, accountants, skill, skills, talent, talents, talented, self-absorbed, ego, egotist, egotistical, egotists, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects, condescend, condescends, condescending, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynistsTeaches cartoon 2 of 45
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeepingTeaches cartoon 3 of 45
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachersTeaches cartoon 4 of 45
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, schooling, rename, renames, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, brand, brands, branding, high school, high schools, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, knowledge, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, consumerism, consumerist, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisementsTeaches cartoon 5 of 45
"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
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parents evening, parent-teacher conference, parent-teachers conference, parent-teacher interview, parent teacher conference, parent teacher interview, parent teachers conference, parents' evening, play, playing, play well, children, child, kid, kids, defensive, overvalue, ignorant, report, reports, do no wrong, parent, deluded, delude, deluding, teacher, teacher, teaching, teaches, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dadsTeaches cartoon 6 of 45
"Shows you how much I know."
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expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, die, dies, dying, patient, patients, malpractice, medical malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, self-effacing, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeonsTeaches cartoon 7 of 45
"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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landing, landings, instruction, instructions, instructor, flight instructor, flight instructors, fly, flies, flying, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, pilot's license, pilots license, pilot's licence, pilots licnce, training wheels, new, newbie, newbies, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachersTeaches cartoon 8 of 45
"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, mom, mother, mothers, mum, mums, moms, daughter, daughters, learn, learns, learning, curse, curses, curse word, curse words, swear, swears, swearing, swear word, swear words, feminist, feminists, feminism, bully, bullies, bullying, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, tough, tough girl, tough girls, strong, strength, pain, cause pain, causing pain, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, child rearing, role model, role modelsTeaches cartoon 9 of 45
"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."
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teacher, teachers, piano teacher, piano teachers, inspiration, inspirations, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judgmental, recital, recitals, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, concert, concerts, classical, classical music, classical musician, teach, teaches, teaching, pressure, pressured, stress, stressed, stressfulTeaches cartoon 10 of 45
Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version
Teaches cartoon 11 of 45
"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"
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teach, teaches, teacher, teachers, teaching, spider, spiders, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, spider web, spider's webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, arachnophobia, arachnophobic, phobia, phobias, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, predator, predators, prey, venom, venomous, poison, poisonous, killer, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, eat, eats, eating, cooking, cooking class, cooking classes, cook, cooksTeaches cartoon 12 of 45
Graph of 'Paint' against 'Time'.
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paint, painting, paints, painted, painter, painters, chart, charts, charted, graph, graphing, graphs, graphic, graphics, graphically, inverse relationship, negative relationship, negative correlation, paints, run out, running out, demonstrate, demonstrated, deplete, depleting, depletion, depletes, diy, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, educate, education, teach, teaching, teaches, teacher, teachers, maths, mathematics, math, math textbook, math textbooksTeaches cartoon 13 of 45
"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
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learn to crawl, learns to crawl, learning to crawl, crawl before you can walk, cliche, cliches, parent, parents, parenting, walk, walks, walking, toddler, toddlers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, supeheroic, fly, flies, flying, flight, human flight, teach, teaches, teaching, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, ambitious, ambitiousness, ambition, ambitions, dad, dads, father, fathers, infant, infants, baby, babiesTeaches cartoon 14 of 45
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
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beginner's board, beginner's boards, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, learn, learns, learning, learner, learners, water bottle, water bottles, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, instructor, instructors, instructing, beginner, beginners, beginning, newbie, newbies, training wheel, training wheelsTeaches cartoon 15 of 45
"It's not you-it's me."
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cell, cells, division, dividing, meiosis, mitosis, break up, break ups, cliche, cliches, breakup, breakups, mutation, mutations, bacteria, replicate, replicated, prophase, prometaphase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase, biology, biologist, teach, teaching, teaches, teachers, textbooks, biological, science, scientist, scientists, relationship, relationshipsTeaches cartoon 16 of 45
"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
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proctologist, proctologists, proctology, colorectal, colorectal surgery, colorectal surgeries, exam, exams, examination, examinations, self-examination, self-examinations, self-diagnosis, self-diagnose, self-diagnosing, handout, handouts, self-reliant, self-reliance, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical professional, medical professionals, bootstraps, pull yourself up, pulling yourself up, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, health, healthy, personal responsibility, expert, experts, expertise, learn, learns, learning, conservative, conservativesTeaches cartoon 17 of 45
"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"
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gnome, gnomes, teach, teaches, teaching, school, schools, schooling, home school, home schooling, school closure, school closures, difficult, difficulty, gnomeschooling, difficult, difficulty, hard, harder, struggle, struggles, struggling, garden, gardens, pun, puns, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, complain, complains, complaining, domestic argument, domestic argumentsTeaches cartoon 18 of 45
2.54 Centimetersworm
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inchworm, inches, 2.54 centimeters, 2.54 centimetres, centimetre, centimetres, centimetre, centimeters, worm, worms, inch, inches, metric system, french, french people, french person, eurpoeans, eurpoean, invertebrate phyla, measurement, measurements, measure, measures, measured, measuring, calculate, calculated, calculates, calculating, size, sizes, mathematician, mathematician, maths, mathematics, math, teacher, teachers, teach, taught, teaching, teachesTeaches cartoon 19 of 45
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
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book, books, read, reads, reading, know, knowledge, brain, brains, brain power, educate, educating, education, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, knows, knowing, teach, teaches, teaching, don't know, encyclopaedia, encyclopaediasTeaches cartoon 20 of 45
How to Draw Trump
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draw, draws, drew, drawing, drawings, teach, teachers, teaching, teaches, teacher, taught, trump, draw trump, drawing trump, draws trump, drew trump, president rump, president donald trump, donald trump, the donald, art, artist, artists, sketch, sketches, sketching, sketchedTeaches cartoon 21 of 45
"By George, do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach you how to play golf!"
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golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, native, natives, desert island, desert islands, washed up, deserted, isolated, isolation, isolated, show off, showing off, skill, skills, rich, aristocrat, aristocracy, date, dates, dating, teach, teaches, teaching, pastime, pastimes, love, fall in loveTeaches cartoon 22 of 45
Back To School
Teaches cartoon 23 of 45
"Okay, who can tell me what he did wrong?"
Teaches cartoon 24 of 45
"I'm training him to jump through it."
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stone age, stone ages, wheel, wheels, dog, dog, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, trick, tricks, train, training, trained, trains, dog trainer, dog trainers, teach, teaches, teaching, taught, old age, old ages, similarity, similarities, common factor, common factors, pet, petsTeaches cartoon 25 of 45
"I would solve this story problem by developing the characters, heightening the conflict, and concluding with a satisfactory resolution."
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maths, math, maths teacher, maths teachers, math teacher, math teachers, maths problem, maths problems, math problem, math problems, education, maths education, math education, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, teaches, student, students, pupil, pupils, school child, school children, story problem, story problems, word problem, word problems, story, stories, creative writing, writer, writers, writing, humanities, sciencesMore cartoons with the keyword 'teaches'