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Teaching Cartoons
Teaching cartoon 1 of 303
"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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presentation, presentations, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business presentation, business presentations, business, businessman, chart, charts, graph, graphs, table, tables, data, information, complicated, complex, too much information, unintelligible, incomprehensible, sink in, speaker, speakers, presenter, presenters, lecture, lectures, lecturer, lecturers, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, teaching, pause, breakTeaching cartoon 2 of 303
"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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accounting, accountant, accountants, skill, skills, talent, talents, talented, self-absorbed, ego, egotist, egotistical, egotists, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, passion, passions, passion project, passion projects, condescend, condescends, condescending, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynistsTeaching cartoon 3 of 303
"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, parents evening, parents evenings, parenting, parent, parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, teacher, teachers, teaching, bad parent, bad parents, over parent, over parenting, over-parent, over-parenting, blame, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, argument, argumentsTeaching cartoon 4 of 303
"Speak"
Teaching cartoon 5 of 303
"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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no child left behind, no child left behind act, law, laws, teacher, teachers, program, programs, bush, bush administration, george w. bush, president bush, president george w. bush, education policy, education policies, education department, education departments, student, students, education reform, education reformer, education reformers, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, teaching, teaching program, teaching programs, federal law, federal lawsTeaching cartoon 6 of 303
"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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animal, animals, snake, snakes, scare, scary, bite, bitten, snake bite, snake bites, snakebite, snakebites, poison, poisoned, poisonous, venom, venomous, strike, attack, dead, death, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, motherhood, fatherhood, proud parent, proud parents, son, sons, daughter, daughter, teacher, teachers, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, get the hang of it, got the hang of itTeaching cartoon 7 of 303
"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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language, languages, linguistic, linguistics, education, educate, educating, teach, teaching, history, historic, historical, learn, learning, speak, speaking, oral history, stone age, stone ages, iron age, iron ages, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapien, homo sapiens, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cave-man, cave-men, prehistory, prehistoric, cave, caves, declarative, simple, simplicity, complicate, complicated, complex, progress, progression, progressions, progressiveTeaching cartoon 8 of 303
"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, raising kids, raising children, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, development, childhood, intelligence, iq, i.q., intelligence quotient, score, scores, chart, charts, normal, average, standardised testing, standardized testing, modern education, modern lifeTeaching cartoon 9 of 303
"See? No socialists."
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socialist, socialism, scare, scary, red scare, scares, nightmare, nightmares, mare, socialists, communist, communism, communists, left, leftism, radical, lefty, under the bed, monster, monsters, monsters under the bed, child, children, indoctrination, media, news, newspapers, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, teach, teachingTeaching cartoon 10 of 303
"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."
Teaching cartoon 11 of 303
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
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flower, flowers, florist, florists, botanist, botanists, botany, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, bar, pub, stamen, pistil, flower anatomy, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, teaching, happy hour, happy hours, meat market, meat markets, bars, pubsTeaching cartoon 12 of 303
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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pizza, pizzas, health food, healthy foods, healthy eating, processed food, processed foods, pepperoni, processed meat, processed meats, refined flour, processed cheese, health-conscious, health-consciousness, teacher, teachers, teaching, story, stories, story time, foods to avoid, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, indoctrination, liberal, liberalsTeaching cartoon 13 of 303
"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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excuse, excuses, reason, reasons, reasoning, making excuses, teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, dog ate my homework, homework, schoolwork, classwork, assignment, assignments, kid, kids, child, children, hacker, hackers, computer hacker, internet hackers, school, schoolchildren, elementary, primary, secondary, education, educating, educate, learn, learningTeaching cartoon 14 of 303
"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, trainer, trainers, training, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, higher education, higher learning, learn, learns, learning, teach, teaches, teaching, high standards, unrealistic, goal, goals, confessional, confessionals, bar, bars, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeepingTeaching cartoon 15 of 303
"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, geography, country, countries, region, regions, name, names, memorising, memorizing, memorisation, memorization, eastern europe, asiaTeaching cartoon 16 of 303
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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teaching to the the test, no child left behind, teacher, teachers, teaching, standardized test, standardized tests, standardized testing, maze, lab rat, lab rats, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab assistant, lab assistants, lab assistance, mice, mouse, rat, rats, educator, educators, professor, professors, knowledge, learn, learns, learning, learning difficulty, learning difficulties, scientist, scientistsTeaching cartoon 17 of 303
"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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kid, kids, children, child, elementary, school, schools, education, educated, educate, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, learn, learner, learners, learning, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, primary, class, classes, toy, toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, review, toy reviews, book, books, read, reading, reader, readersTeaching cartoon 18 of 303
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachersTeaching cartoon 19 of 303
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, schooling, rename, renames, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, brand, brands, branding, high school, high schools, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, knowledge, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, consumerism, consumerist, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisementsTeaching cartoon 20 of 303
"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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history, historical, medieval, jacobean, elizabethan, english renaissance, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent's evening, parent's night, meeting the teacher, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, copy, copies, copied, homework, assignment, assignments, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, plagiarising, plagiarizing, plagiarism, too good, suspicious, genius, child genius, gifted, gifted child, gifted children, william shakespeare, shakespeare, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, famous poet, famous poets, conference, conference, meeting, meetings, punishments, literatureTeaching cartoon 21 of 303
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, developmentTeaching cartoon 22 of 303
"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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compromise, compromises, compromising, teacher, teachers, preschool, preschools, pre-school, pre-schools, teaching, kindergarten, kindergartens, elementary school, elementary schools, share, shares, sharing, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, cry, cries, crying, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, good-natured, good nature, optimist, optimists, optimisticTeaching cartoon 23 of 303
"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
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parents evening, parent-teacher conference, parent-teachers conference, parent-teacher interview, parent teacher conference, parent teacher interview, parent teachers conference, parents' evening, play, playing, play well, children, child, kid, kids, defensive, overvalue, ignorant, report, reports, do no wrong, parent, deluded, delude, deluding, teacher, teacher, teaching, teaches, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dadsTeaching cartoon 24 of 303
A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, chef, chefs, culinary arts, culinary, culinary school, cooking school, chef school, education, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, school, schools, schooling, flipping, pancake, pancakes, turning over, spatula, spatulas, pointing, demonstratingTeaching cartoon 25 of 303
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, student, students, kid, kids, child, children, learning, elementary school, primary school, modern education, modern life, modern children, technology, computer, computers, data, assimilation of data, assimilate data, data assimilation, too much information, word play, wordplay, jargonMore cartoons with the keyword 'teaching'