"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"To be honest - I'm not sure that accounting can be taught."
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"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
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"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"See? No socialists."
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"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
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"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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"Andy plays perfectly well with others - it's others who don't play well with Andy."
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A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
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"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
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