"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."
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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
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"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
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Tags:film, films, adaptation, adaptations, adapted, book, books, classic, classics, classic literature, classic lit, american literature, american lit, opening line, opening lines, teaser, teasers, tease, teases, teasing, first line, first lines, hook, hooks, hooking, hooked, entice, entices, enticing, reader, readers, reading, marquee, marquees, movie marquee, movie marquees
Hail to the Cheif!
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"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
Tags:married life, married lives, tease, teases, teasing, mess, messes, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, messy bedroom, messy bedrooms, strip, strips, stripping, entice, entices, variety, introduce variety, introducing variety
"Ooh, we're so impressed."
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"Go ahead, Albertson. Ask Toby for a raise. It'll be cute."
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A cow plays a prank on another cow.
"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."
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"I don't understand why you insist on pushing all my buttons—they all do the same thing."
"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."
"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."
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"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"
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The Grim Reaper
"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
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"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."
God holds a present above a child's head
"I'm getting teased 'cause you guys still use cash."
"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
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"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."
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