"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
Tags:combat, tech, technological, military technology, military tech, cutting edge, night vision, stumble, stumbling, bumbling, bumble, clumsy, clumsily, clumsiness, fumble, fumbled, fumbling, intelligence, special intelligence, lights out, married, marriage, married life, spice things up, spice it up, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, toy, toys, goggle, goggles, night vision goggles, general, generals, army, armies, cia, dates, date, general, generals
"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
Tags:nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."
Tags:prevent, preventative, preventative measures, prevention, risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoidance, averse, asteroid, asteroids, dinosaur, dinosaurs, prehistory, prehistoric, palaeontology, palaeontologist, palaeolithic, primordial, meteor, meteorite, tech, technology, talking animals, talking animal, doomsday, doomsayer, action, proactive, proactively, problem solving, if not now when, if not now, extinction, extinct, extinction event
"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
Tags:broadband, broadband connection, internet, internet connection, wifi, wi fi, wi-fi, modern life, modern times, tech, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, behind the times, out of touch, out of date, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly people, male pale stale, usurp, usurped, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, new technology, new technologies
"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
Tags:goldilocks, fictional, fictional characters, fictional character, children, childrens stories, story, technology, tech, computer, computer hack, hacker, hackers, websites, three bears, bear, bears, badly behaved, bad behavior, bad behaviour, subscription, subscribe, subscribers, subscriber, computer, computers, search history, password, passwords, password protection, password protected, fairy tale, fairytale
"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, text, texting, communication, communicate, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, cell, cells, cell phone, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, phone, phones, tech, technological, gadget, gadgets
"Take away their Game Boys!"
Tags:tortured, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addiction
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
Tags:connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
Nordic Trak Reading Machine
Tags:fitness, gym, gyms, gym machine, exercise, exercises, exercising, machine, machines, exercise machine, exercise machines, gym machine, gym machines, nordic, read, reading, distraction, distractions, focus, focusing, focussing, reader, readers, excuse, excuses, invention, inventions, complicated, complex, book, books, bookish, book worm, book lover, book worms, book lovers, modern, modern life, assisted, assisted living, assistance, tech, technology, technological, technological advances, future, futuristic, futurism, literature, literatures
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar hero, college, colleges, college kids, kid, kids, child, children, education, educate, educational, educated, educates, music, musical, musician, musicians, music theory, musical training, tech, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, gamer, gamers, game, games, video game, video games, vidya, consoles, console, university, universities, scholarship, scholarships, school, schools, prestigious schools, music program, parent, parents, parenting
Tags:bill gates, gates, threaten, threatening, threatens, threats, veiled threat, tech, technology, corporation, corporations, corporate, angry, anger, appease, appeasement, faang, tech company, companies, tech companies, monopolist, monopolists, anti-trust, anti-trust laws, government, governments, market power, market-power, rich, wealthy, infuriate, infuriated, technology, technologies, computer, computers, lawsuit, lawsuits, court, courts, court case
"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, work life, working world, work life balance, balance, balancing, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, workaholic, overwork, overworked, work-a-holic, office life, career, careers
"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
Tags:robot, robots, tech, technological, fil, films, movie, movies, acting, actor, actors, sentience, artificial intelligence, natural language processing, computer science, scientific, code, coding, programmer, programming, bot, bots, filming, set, sets, camera, lights camera, action, direction, director, wooden, wooden acting, emotion, emotionless, feelings, unfeeling, actor, actors, modern life, modern film, modern world
"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."
Tags:communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, dinner party, eating out, out to eat
Moses Awaits The Word Of God
Tags:moses, mt sinai, sinai, mount sinai, religion, religions, religious, religious figure, religious figures, voice of god, god, heaven, heavens, christian, christians, christianity, exodus, book of exodus, ten commandments, is typing, typing, seen, left on read, tech, technology, app, apps, social media, social medias, modern, modern world, visual gag, visual joke
"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fire, fires, campfire, smoke, smoking, smokes, smoky, potential, profit, profitable, public relations, pr, market, markets, marketing, marketting, market research, tech
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
Tags:spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective
How to Tell if a Country Has the Bomb
Tags:bomb, h bomb, h-bomb, a-bomb, a bomb, atom bomb, hydrogen bomb, nuke, nukes, nuclear weapon, nuclear, weapon, nuclear weaponry, missile, missiles, icbm, intercontinental ballistic missile, inter continental ballistic missile, womd, weapons of mass destruction, weapons of mass-destruction, weapon of mass destruction, government, governments, ethic, ethical, ethics, ethically, moral, morals, morality, politic, political, politically, political commentary, parody, parodies, ridiculous, absurd, military, war, warfare, nuclear warfare, tech, technology, technological advancements, modern warfare, modern war
My First Camera
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, camera, cameras, snap, snapshot, snapshots, photo, photos, photographs, pictures, pic, picture, photography, photographer, photographers, family photos, family, parent, parents, parental, memory, memories, remember, precocious, sight gag, visual gag, visual joke, sight joke, technology, tech, technological, family, families, happy families
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
Tags:hype, hyping, excited, excite, excitement, process, processing, change, changing, tech, technology, techs, technologies, technological, machine, machinery, public relations, public, public relation, pr, p r, internet, audience, audiences, buyer, buyers, demand, demands, productive, productivity, buyer desire, business, businesses, advert, ad, ads, advertising, commercial, commercials, marketing, market, brand, branding, branded
Tags:cat scan, catscan, cat scans, mri, mri machine, mri machines, tech, technological, magic, magical, magicians, magician, visual, visual gag, visual joke, hospital, hospitals, scan, scans, doctor, doctors, specialist, specialists, miracle, medical miracle, patient, patients, magic trick, magic tricks, classic magic, classic magic trick, get well, get well soon, illness, illnesses, faith, hav faith
"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, business meeting, business meetings, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, breakfast, out to eat, computers, computer, technology, unnecessary, unnecessary technology, tech, technologies, excuses, excuse, blame, blamed, point of sale, point of sale systems, pos, pos systems, server, servers, serving, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, customer, customers, customer service, bad excuse
"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."
Tags:tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage
"Group Five May Now Board"
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline, airlines, airliner, jet, jets, jumbo, jumbos, jumbo jet, passenger, passengers, peasant, peasants, ordinary, normal, ordinary folk, peasantry, farmer, farmers, rural, country people, boarding, board, boards, ready to board, luggage, culture clash, tech, technology, modern, modern life