"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, commitment, fear of commitment, serious, next level, next step, like, love, romance, romantic, interfacing, computer, computers, technology, technical, jargon, terminology, information technology, it, i.t., proposal, proposing, marriage, modern life"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
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knife, knives, knife fight, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, wife, wives"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, wedding, weddings, married life"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
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science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, science, scientific, alien, aliens, theory, theories, sociology, geography, migrant, migration, immigration, emigration, alien, aliens, technically, technicality, technical, kid, kids, child, children, question, questions, questioning, tourist, tourists, home, journey, travel, travelling, travelled, hard question, hard questions, parenting, parenthood, parental, space, space travel, planet, planets, spaceship, space ship"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, out of the closet, closet, under the radar, radar, pass, passing, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, word play, play on words, word-play, after work, post-work, drinks, drink, drinking, friend, friends"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, out to eat, eating outMugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, pizza, pizzas, obsessed, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, pizza delivery, delivery, take out, take away, takeout, take-out, takeaway'Give Me All The Money In My Account'
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, video, videos, camera, camera, son camera, on-camera, camcorder, handheld, getaway, getaways, foiled, foiled again, stupid, stupidity, idiot, idiocy"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, easy way, hard way, cute, puppy, puppies, hostage, hostages"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."
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neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, trumpet, trumpets, emotion, emotions, emotional, feeling, feelings, proficient, technical, practice, practicing, practising, critic, critics, critique, critical, criticizing, criticising"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, girlfriends, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, violence, violent, gangster, gangsters, polite, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, businessman, businessmen, slang, jargon, speak, real estate, budget, budgetting, budgeting"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, girlfriends, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, family, parent, parents, accepting, accept, accepts, in laws, in-laws"Trigger Warning."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hat, hats, new hat, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, fashions, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, trigger warning, warning, warnings, content warning, content warnings, modern life, modern day, lingo, language"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, art, technical, case, cases, brain, brains, left brain, right brain, balancing, balance, variety, health, brain health"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, chore, chores, cook, cooking, cookery, dinner, dinners"I assume you need the money to buy a new hat."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hat, hats, new hat, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, fashions, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging"Paper or plastic?"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, paper, paper money, plastic, credit, card, cards"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."
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stock, stocks, stock exchange, stock broker, broker, brokers, stock brokers, poor, poverty, finance, finances, financial, financial crash, economic crash, economics, economy, market crash, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, big business, corporate"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, economic, economy, economic crash, financial crash, market crash, mutual fund, mutual funds, manage, stock, stocks, stock broker, stock brokers, recognize, recognise"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."
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problem, problems, computer, computers, it, i.t., i.t. problems, computer problem, computer problems, management, manager, managers, business, businesses, management team, management teams, plan, plans, reduce, reduces, reducing, bring the kids to work, bring-our-kids-to-work, day, days, distract, distracting, distraction, distractions, quick fix, quick fixes, sort out, sorting out, reduce, reduces, reducing, technical