Technical Cartoons

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."

"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

"Trigger Warning."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

"I assume you need the money to buy a new hat."

"Paper or plastic?"

"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."

"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"

"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."