Technicality Cartoons

"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"

Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

"On the other hand, if I die next week this isn't a midlife crisis."

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"Trigger Warning."

"I assume you need the money to buy a new hat."

"Paper or plastic?"

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"Technically, we have an open marriage, but so far there's just Michael and me."

"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"

"Excuse me! I might have said 'yada yada yada' but I never said 'blah, blah, blah'!"