"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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heaven, heavenly, policy wonk, policy wonks, satan, lucifer, hell, hades, devil, devils, satanic, technicality, technicalities, lament, laments, lamenting, lamentation, interview, interviews, interviewing, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whinge, whinges, whinging, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
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knife, knives, knife fight, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, wife, wives"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, options, choices, advice, advise, advising, advisor, couples, couples counseling, technicality, technicalities, reproductive endocrinologist, reproductive endocrinology, fertility, fertility clinic, infertility, slow, slowly, slowpoke, slowpokes"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."
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shipping, shipping fee, shipping fees, mislead, misleads, misleading, cost, costs, hidden cost, hidden costs, hidden fee, hidden fees, mail order, ecommerce, internet commerce, e-commerce, online retail, online retailer, online retailers, free shipping, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, technicality, technicalities, confused, confusion"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, defense attorney, defense attorney, counsel, legal counsel, alleged, deny, denies, denial, denials, denying, whale, whales, killer whale, killer whales, orca, orcas, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, trial, trials, objection, objections, not guilty, technicality, technicalities"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
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science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, science, scientific, alien, aliens, theory, theories, sociology, geography, migrant, migration, immigration, emigration, alien, aliens, technically, technicality, technical, kid, kids, child, children, question, questions, questioning, tourist, tourists, home, journey, travel, travelling, travelled, hard question, hard questions, parenting, parenthood, parental, space, space travel, planet, planets, spaceship, space ship"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth, truths, lawyer, lawyers, truth teller, truth tellers, swear in, swears in, swearing in, testify, testifies, testifying, testimony, testimonies, relativistic, technicality, technicalities, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, sneakiness, relative, relativistic, whole truth, whole truths, witness, witnesses, witnessing, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, suspicious, suspiciousness, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, shrewd, carefulMugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, pizza, pizzas, obsessed, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, pizza delivery, delivery, take out, take away, takeout, take-out, takeaway'Give Me All The Money In My Account'
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."
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regulation, regulations, new regulation, new regulations, red tape, loophole, loopholes, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax evader, tax evaders, white collar crime, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, technicality, technicality, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, formality, formalities, crimes, employment law, avoiding, avoidance, dodgy dealings, dirty dealings, dirty money"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, video, videos, camera, camera, son camera, on-camera, camcorder, handheld, getaway, getaways, foiled, foiled again, stupid, stupidity, idiot, idiocy"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, easy way, hard way, cute, puppy, puppies, hostage, hostages"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."
"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, violence, violent, gangster, gangsters, polite, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, businessman, businessmen, slang, jargon, speak, real estate, budget, budgetting, budgeting"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
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price range, price ranges, river, rivers, hudson river, river view, river views, new york, real estate, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, priority, priorities, view, views, polluted, pollution, room with a view, rooms with a view, view, views, low price, low prices, real estate agent, real estate agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, buy a house, buying a house, compromise, compromises, compromising, priority, priorities, technicality, technicalities, underwater"Trigger Warning."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hat, hats, new hat, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, fashions, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, trigger warning, warning, warnings, content warning, content warnings, modern life, modern day, lingo, language"I assume you need the money to buy a new hat."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hat, hats, new hat, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, fashions, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging"Paper or plastic?"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, paper, paper money, plastic, credit, card, cards"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defence, defense, loophole, loopholes, technicality, technicalities, deliberation"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, technicality, technicalities, promise, promises, allegation, allegations, excuse, excuses, losing, sore loser, sore losers, sneaky, tricky, misleading, deceptive, deception, ambiguous"Technically, we have an open marriage, but so far there's just Michael and me."
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open marriage, open, marriage, open marriages, marriages, married, marry, marries, open relationship, open relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, lonely, unsuccessful, ineffective, ineffectual, progress, progressing, awkward, awkward conversation, pointless, useless, relationship, relationships, technicality, technically, formal, formally, de facto"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"
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insider information, insider trading, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, blabbermouth, blab, blabs, blabbing, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, trader, traders, trading, trial, trials, defense, defenses, defence, defences, legal defense, legal defenses, excuse, excuses, technicality, technicalities, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles"Excuse me! I might have said 'yada yada yada' but I never said 'blah, blah, blah'!"
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