Technicians Cartoons

Technicians Cartoons

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Technicians cartoon

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

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"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."

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"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

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"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

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Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

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"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

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"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."

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"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

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"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

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"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

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"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

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"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

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"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

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"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

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"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

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"Would you quit fooling with that thing, Raymond? I've told you the real money is in television."

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"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts and labor."

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"Nap time."

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"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

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"I'm your problem."

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"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

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A man looks at a sign in front of an elevator that reads "Out of Order - Technicians conducting tests of elevator's capacity to withstand inane chitchat."

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"You fix it by buying a new one."

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"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

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"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

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