"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
Tags:combat, tech, technological, military technology, military tech, cutting edge, night vision, stumble, stumbling, bumbling, bumble, clumsy, clumsily, clumsiness, fumble, fumbled, fumbling, intelligence, special intelligence, lights out, married, marriage, married life, spice things up, spice it up, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, toy, toys, goggle, goggles, night vision goggles, general, generals, army, armies, cia, dates, date, general, generals
"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, text, texting, communication, communicate, emoji, emojis, emoticon, emoticons, cell, cells, cell phone, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, phone, phones, tech, technological, gadget, gadgets
"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
Nordic Trak Reading Machine
Tags:fitness, gym, gyms, gym machine, exercise, exercises, exercising, machine, machines, exercise machine, exercise machines, gym machine, gym machines, nordic, read, reading, distraction, distractions, focus, focusing, focussing, reader, readers, excuse, excuses, invention, inventions, complicated, complex, book, books, bookish, book worm, book lover, book worms, book lovers, modern, modern life, assisted, assisted living, assistance, tech, technology, technological, technological advances, future, futuristic, futurism, literature, literatures
"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
Tags:robot, robots, tech, technological, fil, films, movie, movies, acting, actor, actors, sentience, artificial intelligence, natural language processing, computer science, scientific, code, coding, programmer, programming, bot, bots, filming, set, sets, camera, lights camera, action, direction, director, wooden, wooden acting, emotion, emotionless, feelings, unfeeling, actor, actors, modern life, modern film, modern world
My First Camera
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, camera, cameras, snap, snapshot, snapshots, photo, photos, photographs, pictures, pic, picture, photography, photographer, photographers, family photos, family, parent, parents, parental, memory, memories, remember, precocious, sight gag, visual gag, visual joke, sight joke, technology, tech, technological, family, families, happy families
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
Tags:hype, hyping, excited, excite, excitement, process, processing, change, changing, tech, technology, techs, technologies, technological, machine, machinery, public relations, public, public relation, pr, p r, internet, audience, audiences, buyer, buyers, demand, demands, productive, productivity, buyer desire, business, businesses, advert, ad, ads, advertising, commercial, commercials, marketing, market, brand, branding, branded
Tags:cat scan, catscan, cat scans, mri, mri machine, mri machines, tech, technological, magic, magical, magicians, magician, visual, visual gag, visual joke, hospital, hospitals, scan, scans, doctor, doctors, specialist, specialists, miracle, medical miracle, patient, patients, magic trick, magic tricks, classic magic, classic magic trick, get well, get well soon, illness, illnesses, faith, hav faith
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
"Say, I like this show."
Tags:parallel, parallels, couple, couples, modern life, modern, modernity, modern media, mainstream media, modern world, married life, tv, television, tech, technological, couch, couch potato, mirror, mirrored, appeased, appeasing, hurband, wife, wives, husbands, married couple, similar, similarities
"When I make eye contact for the first time, I want it to be with the right person."
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
Tags:conversation, conversations, conversational, conversational skills, talk, talking, introvert, introverted, introverts, introversion, shy, shyness, shyly, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, social, socialise, socialising, socialised, social skills, social anxiety, socially anxious, tech, technology, technological, gadget, gadgets, gps, g p s, g.p.s, direction, steer, steering, instruction, instructed, instructing
The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store
Tags:specialised, specialized, specialism, specialisms, speciality, exclusive, exclusives, exclusivity, store, stores, high street, highstreet, high-street, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, online, online shopping, internet, internet economy, internet shopping, tech, technological, modern life, modern commerce, modern business, downtown, down town, down-town, luxury, luxuries, false, false advertising, advertising, advertisement, disclaimer, disclaimers, urban life, urban living, urban, city, cities, public relations, pr, marketing, marketting
Tags:spaghetti western, wild west, old west, west, spaghetti eastern, western, westerns, east side, eastern, business, businesses, tech, technology, technological, executive, exec, execs, executives, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, cell phone, cell, cells, mobile, mobile phones, phone, phones, businessmen, businessman, wall street, wall-street, shoot out, shoot outs, duel, duels, duelling, draw, subvert, subversion, subverting, subverts, invert, inverts, inversion, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping
"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."
Tags:parents, parenting, parenthood, parental, parents, coffee shop, coffee, coffeeshop, coffeeshops, laptop, laptops, web, internet, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, millennial, millennials, kids these days, tech, gadget, gadgets, technological, family
"It jes' ain't natural."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, tandem, tandem bicycle, bicycle, bicycles, cycle, cycled, cycling, natural, tech, technological, innovate, innovation
"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
Tags:left, left wing, right, right wing, venn, venn diagram, diagram, overlap, overlaps, overlapping, extreme, extremism, extreme views, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, internet, internet age, internet culture, culture, counter culture, pop culture, inevitable, inevitability, modern, modern life, modern world, information, inform, information age, era, tech, technological, conspiracy theorist, crazy, strange, weird, believe, trick, tricked, spook, spooked, tin foil hat, tinfoil hat, tin-foil hat
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, microwave, tech, technological, scientific equipment, equipment, machine, machines, machinery, burned, burning, baking, baked, baker, baked, reheating, reheat, reheated, hadron, collider, spoof, spoofs, test, testing, experiment, experiments
"The containment dome only muffled him."
Tags:dome, domes, oil, oil spill, oil spills, tech, technology, technological, contained, contain, container, containment, mitigate, mitigation, avert, averting, aversion, wife, wives, husband, husbands, annoy, annoyed, annoying, married, married life, old married couple, argue, arguing, bicker, bickering, bickered, marriage
"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."
Tags:rembrandt, pretentious, pretentiously, pretension, pretensions, pretense, snob, snobby, snobbery, snobbish, snowman, snowmen, art, arts, artistic, artist, artists, artistically, rembrandt, rembrandts, dutch, dutch masters, dutch master, classic, history of art, authority, old master, old masters, gallery, galleries, prolific, self-portrait, selfportrait, self portrait, selfie, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, tech, technological, gadget, gadgets, museum, museums, modern, modern life, modern living, modern world, social media, vanity, kids these days
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tech, science, technology, technological, museum, museums, industry, wheel, the wheel, fire
Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes
Tags:bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, cycle, cycles, cycling, sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, kiosk, kiosks, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintry, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, exchange, exchanged, tech, technological, technology
"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
Tags:tradition, traditions, traditional, traditionally, tech, technological, advance, advancement, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, traditional values, battery, batteries, battery power, mechanical, mechanised, mechanical man, automaton, automatons, modern, modernise, modernize, modernized, modernised, modernising, modernizing, modern world, modern life, outmoded, out moded, outdated, out dated, behind the times, business, businessmen, meeting, meetings
"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."