"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
Tags:television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings
"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."
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"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
Tags:television, televisions, tv, t.v., tvs, interactive, interactivity, interaction, interactions, computer, computers, technologies, media, entertainment, thumb your nose, thumb ones nose, thumb one's nose, rude, rudeness, impolite, snub, snubbing, make fun, silly, silliness, answer, answering, answers
Tags:bill gates, gates, threaten, threatening, threatens, threats, veiled threat, tech, technology, corporation, corporations, corporate, angry, anger, appease, appeasement, faang, tech company, companies, tech companies, monopolist, monopolists, anti-trust, anti-trust laws, government, governments, market power, market-power, rich, wealthy, infuriate, infuriated, technology, technologies, computer, computers, lawsuit, lawsuits, court, courts, court case
Elevator rolling TV picture.
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."
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Tags:drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunks, drinking buddy, machine, machines, automatic, automated, automatized, robot, robots, technologies, robotic, robotics, vending, friend, friends, company, alcohol, alcoholic, bar, bars, pub, public house, public houses, invention, inventions, automation, chat, chatting, machine learning, ai, artificial intelligence
"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, technologies, royal, royals, royalty, queen, queens, king, kings, prince, princes, princess, princesses, monarch, monarchy, call forwarding, take a message, leave a message, voicemail, voicemail box, extension, extensions
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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One of those smart little cameras
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"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."
"You can't list your iPhone as your primary-care physician."
How's my self-driving?
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"It's like I'm actually walking."
"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
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The Velcro at Home
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
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