"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."
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"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
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"He's my enabler."
"Abandon all transitional objects here."
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"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
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"How about a Shirley Temple on the house and then you skedaddle?"
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"Here's another one about Teddy bears."
"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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"Listen, you're no picnic, either."
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"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."
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"It's alive! Alive!!"
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"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, talking bear, talking bears, bear, bears, cuddly toy, cuddly toys, soft toy, soft toys, parachute, parachutes, parachuting, skydive, skydives, sky-dive, sky-dives, sky dive, sky dives, skydiver, skydivers, skydiving, sky-diving, sky-diver, sky-divers, extreme sport, mix up, mix-ups, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, instructor, instructors, jump, jumps, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes
"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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"I said come alone."
"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."
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"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."
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"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
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"You left this on our ship."
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"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
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Revealing Airport Security
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"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
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It's Lonely at the Top
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"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"
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