"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"
Slow- Distracted Children
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The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights
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"How can you feel threatened by someone young enough to be your sullen, uncommunicative daughter?"
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The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
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"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."
Adolescence is Coming!
One size fits none.
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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."
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"Remember your father's inner child? Well, he's grown into an inner teen-ager."
"The following is available to coveted young viewers only."
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"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
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"You're a working dog, so be back early."
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"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"
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You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion
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"Your attitude is sucking all the fulfillment out of motherhood."
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"Oh no, not dinner again!"
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"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
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"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."
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