"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
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"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
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"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
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"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."
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Lifetime Achievement Awards
"You have something stuck between your teeth."
"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
In the Final Analysis
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"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."
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The Tooth Ferret
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"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
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"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
Bedtime Of The Gods
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"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."