Telemarketer Cartoons

Telemarketer Cartoons

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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

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"Insurance, anyone?"

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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

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"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

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"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."

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"I sold his unlisted phone number to telemarketers."

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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

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"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

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"It's O. J. Simpson. He wants to know if we can spare a couple of minutes of our time."

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"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."

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"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

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"Must you people always call during state dinners?"

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"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."

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Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

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"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."

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"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

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Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

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Call 1-800-JUSTICE for all your legal needs.

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"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."

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Spam Shells

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Alexander Graham Bell Invents the Unsolicited Phone Pitch"Mr. Watson, have you ever thought what would happen to your loved ones if you died tomorrow?"

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"Hi. I'm calling at random to give you 3 million dollars, but since your're not at home, I'm going to call somebody else."

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"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

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"Thank you very much, but I'm more than satisfied with my present long-distance carrier."

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