"I think someone put him on hold and then disconnected."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, liquor, booze, alcoholic, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, absent, missing, tele-commuting, telecommuting, tele-commute, telecommute, tele-commuter, telecommuter, tele-commuters, telecommuters, telework, teleworker, teleworkers, tele-worker, tele-workers, remote work, remote worker, remote workers, working from home, home office, home offices, job, jobs, work, business, businessman, businessmen, after-work drinks, drinks after work, post-work drinks, modern life, millennial, millennials"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, say something, saying something, language, languages, word play, wordplay, conversation, conversations, communication, no meaning, no hidden meaning, talking"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."
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telephone call, telephone calls, relationship, relationships, partnership, partnerships, love, time, quality time, free time, me time, personal time, personal space, alone time, solo time, negotiate, negotiation, mediate, mediation, explanation, explain, explaining, talk, talking, dating, dates, men"No, this is the elephant."
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pet, pets, elephant, elephants, house pet, house pets, elephant in the room, the elephant in the rooms, pet elephant, pet elephants, phones, phone, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, phone call, phone calls, answering the phone, answering the telephone, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, inconvenient, inconvenience, business call, business calls, modern lifeNYNEX Caller ID Profile - Egbert J. Quilp - Born Jan. 9, 1949, in Armonk, N.Y. - Crashing Bore
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pledge drive, pledge drives, pledge, pledges, pledging, legal right, legal rights, due process, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, tv channel, tv channels, television channel, television channels, crimes, criminal, criminals, charity pledge, charity pledges, fundraising, crowdsourcing, fundraiser, fundraisers, crowd-sourcing, legal process"I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number, but I'll tell you what I'm wearing anyway."
"You rang?"
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executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, business call, business calls, telephone call, telephones calls, transform, transformation, transformations, transforming, east coast, the east coast, telephone connection, business connection, business connections, business wear, business dress, suit, suits"Must you people always call during state dinners?"
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state dinner, state dinners, dinner, dinners, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, marketing, marketing call, marketing calls, obtrusive, nuisance, nuisances, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, telemarketing, telemarketers, telemarketer, royal, royals, royalty, unsolicited call, unsolicited calls, dinner hour, dinner hours, king, kings, politician, politicians, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, rude, rudeness, inconsiderate, monarch, monarchs, monarchy"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."
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phone conversations, phone conversation, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, crank call, crank calls, prank call, prank calls, prank, prankster, pranksters, youth, youths, youthful transgression, youthful transgressions, growing up, grown up, adulthood, growing older, growing old, aging, aged, telemarketing, telemarketer, sales call, sales calls, salesman, salesmen, sales, tele sales, telemarketing call, telemarketing calls, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold callers, working life, working, work, career destiny, career planning, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone call"I tried 911. They're only accepting the seventh caller."
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advertisement, advertisements, advertising, ad, ads, long-distance provider, long-distance providers, phone company, phone companies, long distance, long distance call, long distance calls, sales tactic, sales tactics, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggression, cafe, cafes, switch, switches, switching, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile provider, mobile providers, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, consumerism, intrusive, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."
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