Televisions Cartoons

"It's great for quesadillas."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"

Man takes beach vacation at home.

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."

Battle of the Television

TV the Book

"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"I can't bear the suspense, Albert. Would you please put your two cents in right now!"

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

"Dad, can you read?"

"Honey, I'm home."

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

The tanning channel.

"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"

Suckling piglets watching television on mother's back