"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."
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Elevator rolling TV picture.
"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"
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"There they all are again..."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
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"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "
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"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
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"Mind if I change melons?"
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