"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Still snowing upstate?"
"Have you been putting on weight?"
"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."
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"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"
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"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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Dow Jones +11.09, AMEX +2.41, Dollar Steady - Wife running around with another man.
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"I think you're looking for 3-D."
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
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"You're doing a good job, Davis, but it's come to my attention that you're a fugitive from a chain gang."
"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."
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"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"
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"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
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"You've been to one of those punk-rock places again, haven't you?"
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"Actually, I'm not Mr. Wintraub. I'm just sort of taking over for a while."
How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
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