"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."
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"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."
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"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."
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"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."
Elevator rolling TV picture.
"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
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"Haven't I seen you on 'Adam Smith's Money World'?"
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"Notice how the more we watch the bigger it gets?"
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"Fear Factor" Rejectees
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"Football takes my mind off basketball."
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"There they all are again..."
"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."
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"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."
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The Art of Bantering!
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"I just don't get these reality shows!"
Family Judging the Family Feud
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Pilgrim Watching Turkey on Televisoin
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"Your remote control, sire."
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"You don't have to answer that."
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"Somebody fine tune Johnson."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
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"I keep hoping he'll get tired of that reality stuff."
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"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "
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Children Swearing: Then vs Now
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