Temperature Cartoons

"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"Well, your nose feels cold."

"It's lotto fever."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Temperatures are expected to rise throughout the day, sir. May we remove our frock coats?"

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."

Cold War Stories

"They complain that it's the hottest summer in a hundred years, but I say, No problem-o."

"O.K., you can be in charge of the remote if I can be in charge of the thermostat."

Summer Decorating

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."

Bridgeville National Bank - Providing the correct temperature for over twenty years.

"I'm still finding traces of mercury in these fish."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"Oh my, your fever's way down."

"I wish your temperature told the real truth about you."

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."