Tennis Cartoons

"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."

"Care for some sports wine?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"It's getting serious. They're spending two weeks together at tennis camp."

"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."

"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."

"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."

"And the score remains unchanged."

"Yours!" "Yours!"

"Dick, would you be the keynote speaker at my funeral?"

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

Mixed Doubles.

Summer Arrives At Devil's Island

"I'll be the headlights, you be the deer."

"Frankly, I preferred it when tennis was a gentlemen's game."