"It's the old story. East Hampton isn't big enough for both of them."
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"Care for some sports wine?"
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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"I'll tell you what's missing from your game- hate."
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"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."
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"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
"It's getting serious. They're spending two weeks together at tennis camp."
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"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."
"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."
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"Serve again- I wasn't ready."
"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."
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"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."
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"It's kind of a shame, really. Before tennis they used to be the best of friends."
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"And the score remains unchanged."
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"Dick, would you be the keynote speaker at my funeral?"
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"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
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"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."
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A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area
Cat and mouse tennis court
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Summer Arrives At Devil's Island
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"I'll be the headlights, you be the deer."
"Frankly, I preferred it when tennis was a gentlemen's game."