An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
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"It's different when they're yours."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, snake owner, snake owners, different, fearful, afraid, fear of snakes, scary, scared, nervous, tense, anxious, comfortable, relaxed, living room, living rooms, living room scene, living room scenes, delusion, delusional, crazy, phobia, phobias, phobic, irrational fear, irrational fears, ophiophobia, ophidiophobia
"Well Earned Vacation"
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Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees
The Tooth Ferret
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"I just get a little tense before everything."
Tags:stress, stressed out, stressing, anxiety, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, tense, tension, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health problem, mental health problems, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, anticipate, anticipating, anticipation, worried, worry, worrying, worrier
"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."
People Watching a Thriller About Bunny Rabbits
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"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
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"He's still in my nervous stomach."
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"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, tension, tensions, worry, worries, worrying, counterproductive, unproductive, superstition, superstitions, unhelpful, magic, magical, idol, idols, maya, mayan, aztec, aztecs, witch doctor, witch doctors, cure, cures, curing, fear, fears, fearful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, tense, tension, tensions, doctor, doctors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"I feel a lot of tension here."
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"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, relaxation, relaxing, massages, massage therapy, massage therapist, massage therapists, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, resting, taking a break, uptight, strict, tense, tension, massage parlour, massage parlours, massage parlor, massage parlors, customer, customers, shoes, socks, clothes, clothing, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, formal, health, stress, de-stressing
Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head
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A professional wrestlers prepares to
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"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."
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"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Grammar, and I see you're having trouble with the past, present, and future tenses."