An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park
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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
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"It's so great to be back into the swing - 'Damn Yankees,' 'Carousel,' and now North Korea."
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Police and Victims
"The banana peels create dramatic tension."
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"Well Earned Vacation"
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Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees
The Tooth Ferret
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"I just get a little tense before everything."
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"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."
"Try thinking about something else."
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"I know our marriage never would have lasted without a laugh track."
"You have a lot of tension in your shoulders."
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What They Brought to the Table
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"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
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"I feel a lot of tension here."
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"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."
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Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head
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A professional wrestlers prepares to
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"You have to learn to relax, even though I'm creeping you out."
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"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
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"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."
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