Term Cartoons

Term Cartoons

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"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."

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Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"

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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

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"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."

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New 'Vores

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"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."

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"Shaded blue box on our org chart, meet dotted red arrow."

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Hecklers On Poetry Night

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"The animal-rights folks are getting on our case for cow punching."

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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

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"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."

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"After all, what is 'yo'? Only 'oy' backward."

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"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."

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"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"

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"You know how some writers are known as 'writer's writers'? I'm what's known as a 'driving instructor.' "

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"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

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"Walter, do you remember when the one thing in the world that made you maddest was boondoggling?"

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"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

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"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

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