Terminal Cartoons

Terminal Cartoons

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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"This will buy you four months.

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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

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"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."

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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

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"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

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"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

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"My dying wish is that you all take off your clothes and get in bed with me."

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"The doctor didn't make it."

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"O.K., let's just have a look-see at this pre-mortem."

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"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

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"He didn't have any last words. He just sang the national anthem and then went blank."

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Everyday Hospice

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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

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"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."

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"You don't look anything like your pictures."

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"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

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"If it's any consolation, he seemed like a bit of a jerk."

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Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

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"He's from Texas."

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"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."

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The Eight Original Dwarves

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"Here he is, folks, straight from his deathbed in Jersey City, a beautiful guy—let's hear a nice round of applause for . . ."

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"But think of all the things you're not going to die of."

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