"When you're on their flowers, you're a snail. When they want to eat you, suddenly you're an escargot."
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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
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"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"
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Tags:wonk, wonks, parenting, parental, political terminology, civil terminology, terminology, terms, language, lexicon, register, out of character, mothers, fathers, mom, dad, dads, mum, mums, moms, policy, interest, excessive interest, interested, over bearing, over-bearing, detailed, details, detail oriented, sheltered, sheltering, worry, worried, protect, protective, protectively, protects, protected, independence, independent, policy wonk, policy wonks, health, piercing, piercings, teen, teens, kid, kids, child
"You know how some writers are known as 'writer's writers'? I'm what's known as a 'driving instructor.' "
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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
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"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"
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"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."
"Shaded blue box on our org chart, meet dotted red arrow."
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"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."
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Hecklers On Poetry Night
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"… and the last item on the pre-nuptial aggreement is, … he wants final cut on all home videos."
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"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"
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"Look, I say 'Star Wars' and you say 'Strategic Defense Initiative,' so let's call the whole thing off."
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"The animal-rights folks are getting on our case for cow punching."
"After all, what is 'yo'? Only 'oy' backward."
"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."
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A surprise in the fine print
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"It's all part of the terms of the merger."
"Well, of course mommy and daddy are also said it's back to school time."
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