Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
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"Oh, you know, same old same old."
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"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
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"Has there ever been a charming rogue state?"
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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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Frosty, The Abominable Snowman
"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
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"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"
Recipes for comfort drinks.
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"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."
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Vlad the Implier
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"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."
"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"
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"It develops we'll have no trouble producing the new drug in large quantities, sir!"
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"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"
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"We don't spank in our family- we just use the discipline clown."
"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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"Welcome to Tora Bora"
"I attended terror training camp Pakistan, but for undergrad, I went to the University of Alabama."
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"I sent pipe bombs to the exact list of enemies provided by Trump at his rallies, which I attended and love."
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"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."
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"Whose Idea was it again to march into the U.S with the refugee caravan?"
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"Something terrible must have happened somewhere."