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"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"
"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
"257 days without an on the job shooting."
"You really think this will work?"
"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."
"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."