Terrorism Cartoons

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."

"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."

"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

"It must be for you—my people love me."

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

"Oh, you know, same old same old."

"Has there ever been a charming rogue state?"

The Abu Ghraib Prison 'No Hard Feelings' Pizza Party

"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."

Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts

Bush's Foreign Policies

"Tell Washington we've lost Osama bin What's-His-Name's trail."

"257 days without an on the job shooting."

"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."

"Egads! It's a terrorist cell!"

"You really think this will work?"

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."