"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."
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"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"
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"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
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"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."
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"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."
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"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
"We see strong evidence that North Korea has developed atomic hot wings."
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"It must be for you—my people love me."
"Several groups have claimed responsibility."
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"O.K., you're good. Next!"
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"Oh, you know, same old same old."
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"Has there ever been a charming rogue state?"
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The Abu Ghraib Prison 'No Hard Feelings' Pizza Party
"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
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Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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Bush's Foreign Policies
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"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."
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"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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"Tell Washington we've lost Osama bin What's-His-Name's trail."
"257 days without an on the job shooting."
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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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"Egads! It's a terrorist cell!"
"You really think this will work?"
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