"If you still want to belong to an organization dedicated to killing Americans, there's always the tobacco lobby."
"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"
"Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?"
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"Yes, we like the Yankees, but today we're all rooting for Boston."
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"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."
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"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
"We see strong evidence that North Korea has developed atomic hot wings."
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"It must be for you—my people love me."
"O.K., you're good. Next!"
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"Oh, you know, same old same old."
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The Abu Ghraib Prison 'No Hard Feelings' Pizza Party
"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
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Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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Bush's Foreign Policies
"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."
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"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
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"Tell Washington we've lost Osama bin What's-His-Name's trail."
"257 days without an on the job shooting."
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"Incidentally, I'm ordering all this fertilizer for peaceful purposes."
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"Egads! It's a terrorist cell!"
"You really think this will work?"
"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."
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"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."
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"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."