"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.
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"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"You tested positive for being negative."
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"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."
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A Legendary Friendship
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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
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"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."
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"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
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"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."
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"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."
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Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."
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"Keep your eyes on your own screen."
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
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"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."
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