Test Cartoons

"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."

Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"You tested positive for being negative."

"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."

A Legendary Friendship

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."

"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."