Test Cartoons

Here Lies Frederick Jones - Verbal: 680....Math: 720.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC39120
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death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC22698
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modern medicine, modern life, incompetents, paper, greed, cut, tests, doctors, medical, paper cut, paper cuts, test, tests, testing, american medicine, over test, over tests, over testing, unnecessary test, unnecessary tests, unnecessary testing, mankoff

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC28323
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psychology, experimental psychologist, experimental psychologists, cat, cats, predator, predators, prey, mouse, mice, maze, mazes, test, tests, testing, lab rat, lab rats, lab experiment, lab experiments, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions

"You tested positive for being negative."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC132110
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medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, test, testing, tests, test result, test results, result, results, positive, negative, optimist, pessimist, optimism, pessimism, unclear, over complicated, complicate, complicated, positive for being negative, mood, moods, grumpy, bad mood, negative outlook, outlook, pessimists

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC32539
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witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC38487
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football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
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CC44237
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box, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fighting, fights, ring, boxing ring, promising, test, testing, fitness, writing, intellectual, intellectuals, tests, sport, sports, education, educational, school, schools, schooling, writing, written, difficult, difficulty, combination, combine, chess-boxing, chessboxing, chess boxing

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41818
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test, tests, test result, test results, stabbed in the back, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, literal, literally, backstabber, backstabbers, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, medical, medical diagnosis, good news

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC40902
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computers, computer, classroom, class, classes, test, tests, modern age, digital learning, copying, cheating, copy, cheats, learning, learn, learns, on-line, online, internet, digital work, future, futuristic, technology, pupil, pupils

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC37608
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"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC43666
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bar, bars, bar exam, bar exams, taunt, taunts, taunting, lawyer, lawyers, law school, attorney, attorneys, law schools, insult, insults, insulting, test, tests, testing, incompetent, incompetence, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC40128
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animal rights, rats, inventions, rat, animal liberation, toy, toys, wind up toy, wind up toys, meaningless, meaninglessness, test, tests, animal test, animal testing, animal tests, political correctness, politically correct, test conditions, testing, mankoff

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
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CC139715
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molecular gastronomy, gastronomy, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, test, tests, testing, pretentious, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, haute cuisine, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, experimental, specialize, specializes, specialist, specialists, specialization, specialise, specialising, specialisation, niche, niche market, niche markets, science experiment, science experiments

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC144001
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robot, robots, ai, a i, artificial intelligence, science, scientific, scientifically, scientists, scientist, tech, technology, technological, turing, turing test, test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, quiz, quizes, education, educational, educate, educated, educating, study, studied, studying, studies, neural network, neural, machine learning, ml, rnn, nn, nns, recurrent neural network, matrices, natural language processing, nlp, language processing, natural language

Journey to the Land of Enchantment

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC30695
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math test, math tests, fantasy, fantasies, fantasy life, fantasy lives, live in paris, living in paris, move to paris, moving to paris, unrealistic, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, test, tests, math test, math tests, termite, termites

"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."

Artist:
Hankin, Charlie
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CC141115
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police, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, line up, line-up, line ups, line-ups, alien, aliens, suspect, suspects, test, testing, read, reading, reads, abduction, abductions, noise, noises, police line up, investigate, investigation, u.f.o., ufo, martian, extraterrestrial, et, e.t.

How To Use "The Safe Word" During Square Root Extraction.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC139585
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Untested Egg Recipes.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC37371
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"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
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CC123043
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The Encyclopedia of Job

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC119046
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job, book of job, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, christian, christians, jew, jews, jewish, christianity, judaism, disaster, disasters, unfair, tomb of job, religion, religious, religions, test, testing, satan, satanic, devil, devils, answer, answers, faith, faithful

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC42222
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Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC126391
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photographic memory, memory, eidetic, eidetic memory, eidetic memories, perfect memory, recall, recalls, recalling, palm tree, palm trees, challenge, challenges, challenging, kudos, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, pride, proud, proud moment, proud moments, test, tests, memory test, memory tests, perfect memory, perfect memories, perfect recall, intelligent, intelligence, smart, smarts

Crash-test dummy alien in crashed UFO

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC123712
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"I don't usually volunteer for experiments, but I'm kind of a puzzle freak."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
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CC52682
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"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

Artist:
O'Brien, John
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CX304751
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