"Good news, honey! Dr. Bingham couldn't detect any impotence."
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death, cemeteries, scholastic aptitude test, sat, sats, s.a.t., test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, education, incompetent, incompetents, college, high school, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, exam results, test results, sats results"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."
"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, forum, forums, comment, comments, commenting, intelligence, troll, trolls, trolling, dumb, dumber, stupid, stupidity, smarts, research, study, studies, modern life"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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psat, p.s.a.t., exam, exams, test, tests, examination, examinations, practice paper, practice papers, practice exam, practice exams, practice test, practice tests, parlour trick, parlour tricks, parlor trick, parlor tricks, student, students, child prodigy, child prodigies, child genius, child geniuses, college application, college applicant, college applicants, university application, university applicationsA Legendary Friendship
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greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, pythias, damon, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, test, test of friendship, tests of friendship, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing, buy lunch, buys lunch, buying lunch, dyonisius, sicily, best friend, best friends, good friend, good friends, selfless, selflessness, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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arousal, arousals, symptom, symptoms, mad scientist, test subject, test subjects, mad scientists, scientist, scientists, science experiment, science experiments, test tube, test tubes, experimentation, human testing, test, tests, experimenting, experiment, experiments, lab, labs, lab rat, lab rats, laboratory, laboratories"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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test, tests, testing, nuclear test, nuclear tests, parent, parents, parental, toddler, toddlers, two year old, two year olds, terrible twos, terrible 2s, testing parent, child, offspring, kid, kids, disobedient, disobedience, parental authority, authority figure, authority figures, disobey, disobeys, disobeying, experiment, experiments, childhood development, child developments, child psychology, child psychologist, child psychologists, parenthood, parenting, gifted child, gifted children, science experiment, science experiments, experiment, experiments"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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computers, computer, classroom, class, classes, test, tests, modern age, digital learning, copying, cheating, copy, cheats, learning, learn, learns, on-line, online, internet, digital work, future, futuristic, technology, pupil, pupilsAre You As Dumb As a Post?
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